Before you go about troubling your brain in reading I want you to laugh to full extent. Check this comedy literature par excellence:
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
Make sure to visit this website NOW
Tear
not from my eyes
but on your skin
from the middle
abdominal cavity
is what a bear
would plan.
Do not be
mistaken
a bear
has a tear
flowing down
his eyes
black
in the white
of the fur
but do you
think he is
emotionally attached
your misgiving
would go
with the first
scartch
of his nails
and pain
that you have
which would
continue
unabated
till bear
has the last laugh
you stupid Giraffe
(big in physical height
but puny in commonsense)
Well, Glower4, the website would not load quickly enough for my taste, so I have forgone it. But I enjoyed the poem. It was humorous at the human expense but a real comedy for the bear. Keep bringing them on.