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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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A tree
few leaves
a cup
of tea
what variety were the leaves?
Can you guess?
tea leaves
was your answer
I guess
why?
they cannot come from a tree
they come from bush
after that they go
to a factory
then only they get
in the cup
so you jumped
to a fallacious conclusion
next time you do that
a cuppa of tea
you would not get !