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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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What is a soul
without death certificate
Ms. Soul
you traverse fast
and all over
with the speed of light
and when people stare
you scream look how odd
and rude he is staring at me
you sit anywhere
may be miles away
and in another city or behind an official wall
but you let a ventriloquist
whisper on your behalf that your victim
is staring at you
saying he does not even leave souls
what a lech
as the victim fumbles
in confusion
so the victim was fast and good
and he saw the whispering by another
eunuch dude
and when such soul claimed
this and many other games
to ensnare victims
he asked
you asshole who is a SOUL
where is your death certificate
bring it now!