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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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Dunno what he ate
gas clouds
would not bait
wherever he went
stomach announced
before anybody could
hips played their part
as they parted
to give way
to farts
of varying types
and qualities
some loud,
prrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaddddooooooopont onpon
others aloud
puttttttttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaapot ttttttta there ya go
some phissed
fisssssssssseeedah get outta yo
others hissed
sinnnnnnnnnndddddd bite them yo
most were bad
people had their noses
clasped
smirking them
looking him
hard glares
they moved
slowly away
from where he stood
or sat
dunno
what he had
to digest
and what
he ate
he feared
if this continued
for long
his pant back
would go for a song
he would have holes
where from his bullets sprang
more tolerant ones
shook their heads
murmuring
“happens happens, from
where such idiots come who get us
so nauseous and turn happiness
to tidings sadden,
enemy of society
and people in groups
these buggers
disperse us
like tear gas shells
where and who told them
to have and eat what they did
now we are getting the smoke
from the fires this rotten guy burned
ah ! ah ! ah ! here is one more
press the nose and be there
to the other shore.!”