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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA

AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)

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Dunno what he ate

gas clouds

would not bait

wherever he went

stomach announced

before anybody could

hips played their part

as they parted

to give way

to farts

of varying types

and qualities

some loud,

prrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaddddooooooopont onpon

others aloud

puttttttttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaapot  ttttttta there ya go

some phissed

fisssssssssseeedah get outta yo

others hissed

sinnnnnnnnnndddddd bite them yo

most were bad

people had their noses

clasped

smirking them

looking him

hard glares

they moved

slowly away

from where he stood

or sat

dunno

what he had

to digest

and what

he ate

he feared

if this continued

for long

his pant back

would go for a song

he would have holes

where from his bullets sprang

more tolerant ones

shook their heads

murmuring

“happens happens, from

where such idiots come who get us

so nauseous and turn happiness

to tidings sadden,

enemy of society

and people in groups

these buggers

disperse us

like tear gas shells

where and who told them

to have and eat what they did

now we are getting the smoke

from the fires this rotten guy burned

ah ! ah ! ah ! here is one more

press the nose and be there

to the other shore.!”

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Written by Glower4

Glower is a writer cum poet who is a commoner endowed with uncanny gift of extreme and deep abstract thought resulting in astonishing written word.

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