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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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She is shy
as a ploy
entices
then employs
charms
that leave
mouths
gape by
hanging from jaw
to ground
she is opposite
of her introduction
you feel
in a honey trap
as she coos and moans
doing the filthiest
stuff which you did
not even ever dream
she is honk ponk tonk
and barks and growls
heat rises as if
a water pot boiled
looking at her
one can see
what is bad odor
and rotten body parts
exposing her all
basic instincts
cheap,
dirt,
abominable,
hate worthy,
have you ever seen
a pissed heap of cowdung
that has fermented for seventy days
and over which 30 hearty humans
shat with glee and open stomach-with
50% exiting liquid form
even such shit having got
flown in by friendly flies
and now have maggots-
feasting on the cake of life
what is the conclusion
she is just like that
and she is
just a concubine
who is shy at the start
and fries you by end !