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Continued from Part A
After interval the next half was a repeat of first half.
It again fell all of those revived by intermission ads.
it was only natural as it was second direct assault.
YEAH
YEAH
YEAH To that.
It is reported in the first show itself
5 people fainted of which three were dead
of scratching their head.
Trying to make head or tail
out of the movie.
Stretchers had to be brought in
to ferry the dead.
Soon instead of snack sellers
hawkers selling stretchers
were crowding the halls
where the film was on.
From each show 4-5
dead would emerge
and hawkers of stretchers
made a clean killing of sorts.
Notoriety of the film spread.
Halls refused to show it at all.
Producer first made the tickets
cheap by getting tax removed.
Even that could not stop
the procession of the dead.
Unwary viewers still came back dead !
Then to stop the rot
producer announced a nation-wide contest.
Anybody sitting through the 150 minutes of film
would be given an award of 100 units of currency-
this was over and above the free ticket.
Yet people were scared
and halls deserted , because
all feared instant death.
Then producer advertised free and award(of 100..LOL) winning film
in a heartland of India-where viewers do not think at all
they are hard headed like boiled eggs
thinking is their enemy
and with wooden rods
they do most of the talk.
A cleaner with tin can
and a couple of blackouts
would do them no harm
and if they gained 100 currency
they would all rush to that.
The predictable happened
and tickets were given
to this lot.
They came, they saw
they understood none
each won 100
but somewhere in back of mind
they knew what they had viewed
because seventy percent
cam out of shows
staggering with head
held in hands,and
woken up only with
100 in hands.
Art film was seen by those who understood it zod.