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There was this art film,
back ground of which,is what else-but India,
directed by a killer
and produced
by a beggar
or beggar to be.
Actors and actresses on board
looked like they had been starved for days
and had not taken baths for months
anybody looking at them in full glam
would have exclaimed
these look like maids and cleaners
of my very big compound;
some of them can be beggars as well.
Imagine this kind of cast
was made to act realistic
without make up
and they looked like
poor lizards.
Real murderer behind the film was the writer
and then screenplay writer.
What kinda story writer penned
can be seen from what is described below.
Screenplay writer played havoc to it
all the more-understanding a quarter or less.
The fatal story looked simple
a cleaner of a truck
was seen
dirty clothes and a tin can in hand
cleaner would walk to a tap
collect water in can by drops
(In India water in taps came in drops and not free flow)
and then came back.
After 2 minutes he would
do the same.
And after 2 minutes again.
Viewers shifted in their seats
as to what was happening-
scratching their heads in frustration and boredom.
As viewers suffered thus,
suddenly the theater screen would go black
and blank for about10 minutes
and in the middle of it
theater people announced in a mike
that producer has made a realistic film
and he wants you to experience first hand
load shedding(the practice in India by which
electricity is put off by supplier as a measure to save).
Viewers went berserk in this 10 minutes
cursing the producer and swearing
the time they had booked the tickets.
They tried to look at others’faces
but could not as all was pitch black.
After this first episode of load shedding,
again the fatal cleaner with tin can would appear;
he would again do three rounds of water collection by drops.
The thing to understand was that with what
difficulty cleaner was even able to get a can of water
for himself and driver-who was not shown evah.
Then there was again a blackout of 10 minutes.
After three rounds of water collection and blackout
combine the intermission began-which could revive
a few of the majority of viewers who had fainted of boredom.
To be continued………………….
