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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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Think you survive
drawing blood
of likes of me
from now on
you are banned
no more
not a drop
you vampires
I will break
your sinking teeth
and then cut you
in million pieces
apiece
and without teeth
you would starve
to an early death
why were you born
at all
that is a mystery
develop to like
some other food
like leaves’fluid
like mosquitoes
or all would be lost !
This is comical claim of Vampire Slayer