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How some Modern Art paintings came about

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Scene 1Studio in a $5 a month ghetto

an artist with equally long

hairs and beard-both touching floor

his last bath taken on his last birtday

some two years back(?)

how is that possible(for modern art guys everything is)

He forgot the year in between

This painter now rushed

as he saw his illegal child

born of his third ex model

loiter aimlessly

this brat of three was thrown at his face

by the model-who was broke

and had ambled along,

mumblin” take yer modern art nowee”,

for another child with some other

along with his fat check !

This painter now rushed

as this brat stumbled

and sat with nude hips

on the wet canvas making his marks

Next day in exhibition

with a pointer stick

painter was explaining to curious visitor

this one(hip mark) is plateau of Tibet

and this (other hip mark) is plateau of Deccan

when onlookers looked perplexed

painter explained

His art brought the worlds nearer!

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Written by Glower4

Glower is a writer cum poet who is a commoner endowed with uncanny gift of extreme and deep abstract thought resulting in astonishing written word.