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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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Scene 1Studio in a $5 a month ghetto
an artist with equally long
hairs and beard-both touching floor
his last bath taken on his last birtday
some two years back(?)
how is that possible(for modern art guys everything is)
He forgot the year in between
This painter now rushed
as he saw his illegal child
born of his third ex model
loiter aimlessly
this brat of three was thrown at his face
by the model-who was broke
and had ambled along,
mumblin” take yer modern art nowee”,
for another child with some other
along with his fat check !
This painter now rushed
as this brat stumbled
and sat with nude hips
on the wet canvas making his marks
Next day in exhibition
with a pointer stick
painter was explaining to curious visitor
this one(hip mark) is plateau of Tibet
and this (other hip mark) is plateau of Deccan
when onlookers looked perplexed
painter explained
His art brought the worlds nearer!