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Escort Party for Chief’s Lookout-Part B

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Continued from part A…………………………

Now word about the three.

First was Hitch-ho-conk(HHC)

the one eyed drunk who remained conked/drunk

23/24 hours in influence of country liqor

and his other eye was also shut making him owl blind.

Second was called Brain-Dead-Clap Alive(BDCA)

he was a limping 1.5 legged ole guy who never evah

thought about anything,stared in vacuum

with free mind 24 hours but when he saw anybody happy or dancing

he would clap so hard that it looked a dozen people were at it.

His clapping had got the three in troubles often. While in a mourning dead party BDCA had clapped which

almost meant death

for the three of them as all mourners got thrashing them hard.

BDCA was a glutton and ate three meals at one go,and

if he didn’t get it he would clap the head of defaulter rather bad!

Third was called do-nothing-talk a lot (DNTL);he weighed $300 lbs

and walked at a speed of 100 meters in 45 minutes; he had the addiction to drop down on ground in the

middle of walking

and he would not budge from there unless someone chatted him

non-stop for one hour.

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