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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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Continued from part A…………………………
Now word about the three.
First was Hitch-ho-conk(HHC)
the one eyed drunk who remained conked/drunk
23/24 hours in influence of country liqor
and his other eye was also shut making him owl blind.
Second was called Brain-Dead-Clap Alive(BDCA)
he was a limping 1.5 legged ole guy who never evah
thought about anything,stared in vacuum
with free mind 24 hours but when he saw anybody happy or dancing
he would clap so hard that it looked a dozen people were at it.
His clapping had got the three in troubles often. While in a mourning dead party BDCA had clapped which
almost meant death
for the three of them as all mourners got thrashing them hard.
BDCA was a glutton and ate three meals at one go,and
if he didn’t get it he would clap the head of defaulter rather bad!
Third was called do-nothing-talk a lot (DNTL);he weighed $300 lbs
and walked at a speed of 100 meters in 45 minutes; he had the addiction to drop down on ground in the
middle of walking
and he would not budge from there unless someone chatted him
non-stop for one hour.