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Some parts betray

inside body

go off involuntarily

they do not wait

for time, place person

or occasion

all they need is a supply full

of gases in particular.

Imagine a speaker

speaking

in the middle of a round table

standing

with a corporate pant

and in shirt great

so neat with stomach

aligned bulged and tight

what with an overeaten

free corporate American platter

hogged till restaurant cried

with tears of bewilderment

at the eater of some might;

now after 3 hours later

ingestion turned to congestion

congestion to fermentation

fermentation to gaseous oxides

egg remnants to hydrogen sulphide

the devilish gaseous compound was ready

and Mr. Speaker came to the

point of explode

all that was needed was a sharp move

and as he screamed with a twist

our sales have gone to peak

of 80 millions

first applause came

from his raking ass

prrrrrrrrrtttttprrrrttprrrtputputpu    tputputput

and OMG putta put putta putputta put

prrrt prrt Oh! God when will this stop..putputputput

ah potta ah pot ah pot mercy merch..and prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr    rrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

with hands trying a cover behind

pin drop silence

all staring at the guy in middle

first finger rose to press nose

and all did the same

then all mouth opened

in hahahhahahahahhahahahahahah

and the performance talk ended

with a BOOM at that !

snide comments later on by victims

our big boy is some rattlesnake

what was he delivering today

Is there no restroom on this floor

I am sure he had lotta eggs

never knew free breakfasts are exploited thus

he sold lotta talk with music in the background

next time I am not attending

What do you think?

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