Before you go about troubling your brain in reading I want you to laugh to full extent. Check this comedy literature par excellence:
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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Pig
stout skinned
once caught
still fought
grunt
lot of stunts
they were
envisioning
ham
slices of it
they hammered
its head
with sledge
pig screamed
aaaaaaakkkkrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnvchhh hhhhhh
saying lemme go
but they rammed hard
broken skull
and pig dropped
dead
very very dead
they skinned it live
and then sliced.
Moral: You know the outcome……the manner it arrives you choose !