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$3.5 Billions

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Two free one paid

he screamed

many came

threw bills

collected three

and left home

tablets of soap

was the offer

and such tablets

are supposed to feel slippery

on first wet

but these-all three

were stones

Mr.Dudnomore

had availed the bargain

not once but three times and more

thinking six months of

washing was done

and now he stared

at the heap of tablets

none of which

refused to transform from stone

to soap

no suds

no fragrance

Dudnomore rubbed and rubbed

suddenly there was a horrible scrub

and a sound of stccccccccccccceeeek

as cloth became two

shirt was $150

and stones

were stones

he tried them all

after three hours

sun dried all

and there was a huge flash

as dud rubbed two stones side by side

majestic fire and flare that lighted

two candles-if not soaps

they were nice firestones

Dud made pieces

and built small lighters

he sold them each for $15

and minted 5 times his loss

with which he did another round

and then another, another

for last 30 years he did just that

and no more

today he is worth $3.5 Billions

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