Thirteen ways to divert
eat his mind
shock him
tease him
rattle him
engage him in dirt works
that cost hours
but pay two cents
sabotage things
he did
so that he could do again
then claim hypnotism
what are the other ways
is there any need to know them all
are the above ones
not enough
he is still trying to catch my collars
even as I stole BIG MONEY from him!