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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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There was this dimwit
who thought
his victim
would be turned into another guy
after five hours of chit chat
amidst their lot
yeah there were quite a few
of such tribals
and believers
who kicked gods in their privacies
they would gather around
bombard the victim
with teases and snides
some of them came near
to the victim
and watched his face
and smiled
are you now Mr. B erstwhile Mr. A
we wanted you to be that
because Mr.B is placed so high
and you deserve that
what happens even if Mr. B
has done a crime
and is charged for that !
Next day this weirdo tried
the same trick on A
this time A caught him
and kicked him on his ass
all magic, chants, hypnosis
and teasing chit chat
came out via
backass and his pants
were yellow
while the zipper
was all wet.
Then further treatment
changed his shape
and now the tribal stays away.
If somebody asks
do you know any magic atheist
he says an instant & loud NOOOOOOOOOO.
Because now he knows
what changes shapes !
He has been with doc getting his shape back
its been a week?
Most of his fellow tribals
are also convinced
as to what alters shapes
kicks or hypnosis cum magic!