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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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She smiled
I do not know why
was she mad
or over confident
of her state of being?
She wanted something
did she get that?
Happened much later
and I had left
still do not know
if she had got that?
Later on we met
and her face had that vacant look
with eyes rather silent
and cheeks flushed
adding the two
I added that she had failed
in getting what she had wanted
and was fearing something bad.
Then she avoided me
and so many others
with a walk
that wanted to leave fast
I followed
knowing this is as useless
as she was.
She turned twice
and could not notice me at all
as I had vanished
long before.
How boring
and how useless
to follow an utterly ugly
woman who has useless
work and life in hand.
So blue and depressing
with raunchy rotting smell
as you came within two feet of her.
I remember one day
when we talked
I had been to her place
she had an armless blouse on
she looked in mirror
and recoiled at her own face
then she used some kind of talcum
and lifted her arms to open armpits
two things struck me
her original body smell
was like the worst toilet drain
and some perfume came from
somewhere down
possibly between thighs
it smelled sore and awful
like rotting puss
then she began to sprinkle talcum
lavender perfume
oh my oh my what shit
and what a shit pot
the drain turned worse
such a confusion of smell
fetid bad and sickening
I felt a vomit rise
that was the first time
I refused to hold her hand
and decided against it evah-her
palms dirty and moist
like she had drained
clothes wet in rice drain
and what not.
I looked at her
she was smug
and not aware
of my revolt inside.
Then I looked at her wrinkles
growing around temples
they looked like vipers
that would soon sting her
and she would look
like a beggarly hag.
We walked side by side
that sweltering summer afternoon
with her smells getting worst
on the sides due to
foul smelling sweat
adding to the rot.
I remember
I ran away
suddenly and came back
to my room
and vomited a lot!
To be contd…………………