Before you go about troubling your brain in reading I want you to laugh to full extent. Check this comedy literature par excellence:
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
With a makeup deck
seesaw skin hidden
in white/pink paints
skinny legs
in textured red pants
hairs overdone
with a puff
with an equal
puff and huff
inside the silken blouse
I still do not know
what heaved and shoved
up and down
in entice
was it a wad of cottons
or soft flesh
by chest
anyways & lest
a lotta mascara
making chinese
button eyes
deer like
plastic lipstics
doubling
thin lines
aka lips
when she smiles
yellowed enameled
teeth
with outlines
of green(know what yuk yuk yuk)
neck having
duplicates of Tiffany
wrists too
and ears as well
all within a budget
of $10
she beamed
ready for kill
drawing inside
all will
and then she returned
after a day of befooling
them all
and I saw her
bare of all
of the above
in a dinghy cotton nighty
discolored by most
you can believe
I screamed
SCARECROW!
The one scarecrow I remember is the villain in the Batman universe. This poem is really cool.