What manner of beast is this?

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1. Wasn’t fan service about showing breasts? Just kidding. 😀
   I went for orc, as I thought a troll should have been hairy. LOL

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   • Fanservice is only about breasts if you’re a fan of breasts. This isn’t fanservice for ME, but I agree with you that trolls should be hariy. It’s my Norse mythology bias…

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2. I put it as Orc but either Orcs or trolls are bigger than each other I don’t actually know the difference.

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   • Trolls are larger than orcs, but we have no idea how large this guy is. He looks pretty big, though…

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3. I didn’t ask for an expert opinion, just an opinion

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   • Then you’d be stuck with guessing or picking at random

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4. This is a hybrid zombie on steroids. One ugly mother sucker.

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   • Now you’ve got me wondering if drugs would effect a corpse. Without a way to metabolize the substance, I don’t see how…

5. That is one ugly brute. Reminds me of the psychotic monsters inside a usually normal looking person.

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   • What evil lurks in the hearts of men? Only the shadow knows…

6. With the popularity of anti heroes, these character fits the mold.

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   • I’m not that progressive, he is a straight up villain. I will have to get one of my girls to kill him…

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     • I see your point because my critics say I am living in the Stone Age.

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       • Really? You don’t seem all that conservative to me at all…

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         • I am kind of either a moderate or light conservative.

   • I don’t see him as utterly evil, he could be something like the Thing from The Fantastic Four. He could even be a mercenary that allies with the good ones.
     But then it could be just me, who sees the bright side in everything. 😀

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     • Grimtooth is just such a character as you describe. I need to do more work with him, but I can say that I developed this fellow with the intent of creating an adversary for my hot elf chicks

       I suspect you could give me a hard time about profiling if you wanted to

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7. Between the child molesting and their stone age policy on birth control, they’re dug themselves a hole that they will not be able to climb out of

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8. I am not a racist towards the beasts, lol. I feel like I choose the wrong answer twice.

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   • Remember, this is an opinion poll so the only way to give a wrong answer is to lie

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     • That’s an interesting thought!

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       • And even then it is okay with me if you misrepresent yourself. Why you’d want to is another matter entirely but it would be the only way I can think of to get an opinion poll “wrong”

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         • Now that your poll collected more votes, I feel less wrong, so everything is okay. I am just not very familiar with these types of creatures, and I had a different idea of fanservice, but I guess it depends on the audience, so I voted yes.

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         • The definition of fanservice is making something sexy for the sake of pleasing your fanbase. But the question here is “Can trolls be sexy?”

9. Could be a lot of things I suppose but I chose troll. And no fan service for me. 🙂

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   • Too scary to be fanservice? I guessed as much…

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     • Yep a little on the frightening side.

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       • but if I put a paper bag on his head, would he be sexy then?

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         • Uh, no that still wouldn’t get the job done.

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10. I said Troll, but not sure why lol. He is green like the hulk lol and just as frightening.

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    • I would go with troll myself but for the fact that I put him in the frozen wastelands and that the Norse trolls were hairy. I might still go with troll regardless…

11. That is Doug Willett. He was the Football Coach and head of my high school’s Phys-Ed Department. I think he got fired for getting a cheerleader pregnant the year after I graduated. He frove a Porsche and had a Keeshond that he left chained to the Porsche all day. He was a total jerk.

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    • But did no jail time I assume. Neanderthals like that rarely do…

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      • Back in the day they just quietly moved on, like most ogres and beasts

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        • As opposed to now, when they get promoted?

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          • This was a Catholic School. If he was a priest and it was a boy instead of girl, he’d probably be the Athletic Chairman for The Archdiocese of Boston.

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          • Between the child molesting and their stone age policy on birth control, they’re dug themselves a hole that they will not be able to climb out of

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