Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
“It had great food, but no atmosphere.”
How many apples grow on a tree?
“All of them.”
What time did the man go to the dentist?
“Tooth hurt-y.”
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
“Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!”
What do you call a fake noodle?
“An impasta!”
Why did the coffee have to file a police report?
“Because it got mugged!”
Why did the Clydesdale give the miniature pony a glass of water?
“Because he was a little horse!”
How do you make holy water?
“You boil the hell out of it!”
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
“A ba-na-na-na!”
How does a penguin build its house?
“Igloos it together!”
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Do you think this is a good introduction to logic for children?
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Did all the answers make sense to you?
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Do you enjoy kids jokes?
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