Green Jokes with the Green Caterpillar on Color Challenge of the Week

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1. These were really fun jokes!

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   • I am glad that you had fun. I am thinking of variety of ways to write.

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     • That’s great, I like the variety!

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       • yes, vareity is the best. it breaks the monotony.

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2. It was really funny, thank you so much for these green jokes!!!

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   • you are much welcome. and you will hear/read more jokes from, green, yellow, blue. what ever color. Happy New Year!

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3. I remember a joke.
   Two caterpillars are crossing a road. One says: I’m afaraid we could be stepped on…. Another caterpillar says confidently: I am sure we are nææt!!!!!!… (The word “not” should be pronounced with the intonation that someone stepped on the poor caterpillar)

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   • ouchies! hahaha. the story of the caterpillar. thanks for the joke.

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4. Such a nice humour! I had much pleasure. I have a green raincoat, green boots and a green bag, never put them on together, but if I do I will look like a big caterpillar!!! What do you think?

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   • haha amazing… you are an amazing caterpillar and for sure you will become a lovely butterfly.

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5. why did the caterpillar cross the road?

   • hmm…. i wonder why??? why oh why?

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     • erm, to get to the other side? he wanted a change? he was running from a chicken? I don’t know…

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       • haha… maybe running away from the blue caterpillar… quite scary.

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         • nice. that is officially the answer

       • Thanks, my twin brother. Now we know why they crossed the road.

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         • only because you told me

         • yes… cheers to that. i am just waiting how your blue caterpillar will turn into.

6. Based on this survey, you are the only one who has a caterpillar joke. I was looking for a green joke.

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   • green joke here.. hmmm… ? you gave me an idea… thanks.

7. are you sure you have no caterpillar jokes? come on

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   • awww it is fine…. next time maybe you will find one or two

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8. Great idea to help us all start our day off with a smile my friend.

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   • thanks so much for visiting… and i am glad somehow i made a friend to smile.

9. Thank you for giving me a big smile, Maria. Apparently, this is the post you meant yesterday but it doesn’t exist when I check it in your posts profile.
   To be honest, sometimes I feel like a caterpillar, small but makes a lot of people shock, displeasing, scared, and even phobic.

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   • oh yeah, some people’s are having a goosebumps every time they see one crawling.

     yes.. haha i am always behind by a day or two .. Virily is really checking on my articles and how decent it is before approval.

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     • It seems that you also agree that I am like a caterpillar.
       Hopefully you will be crowned as a verified user too, dear friend.

       • Are you still a caterpillar? I couldn’t wait until you turn into a butterfly. Because you are so gorgeous now at this stage.

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         • I am still a caterpillar but maybe only always in Aphrodite protection.

10. Very interesting idea. I was having fun

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    • Thanks… it is really difficult to make people laugh. it is easier to make people cry, though. Thanks for the laugh.

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11. These were cute, thanks for the smiles. 😉 Sorry I have none to share.

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    • ohhh thanks for smiling, that’s what I like, a smile.

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      • Yes we should all smile more. 🙂

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        • we should.. we are not aloud to feel bad. smile what’s the use of crying, according to Nat King Cole

12. In truth, I say that I did not understand this quiz….maybe I’m too stupid

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    • They were all jokes. 🙂

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      • thank you for the explanation my friend….I’m too stupid

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        • no you are not. it’s fine sometimes we don’t understand things … and honestly my jokes are corny. lol

          • I apologize dear friend

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13. Haha, great idea! Thank you mavic. I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful!

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    • woooow… that’s a good joke… but you know why it takes time for them to go to another place?

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      • No, why does it take time to go to another place?

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        • imagine how many pairs of shoes they have to tie the shoe laces on.