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Be Careful What You Ask For

I asked my cousin to dig me up a little section of root from underneath our late uncle’s majestic fig tree, which was the only plant left in his back yard. He did, and I put it in sand over the winter and in the spring three tiny leaves shot out right on schedule. But they were not fig leaves. Still, since they came from my favorite uncle’s yard I put them in dirt in a clay pot in a raised planter where I could easily give them water and love. Grapes are fast growing so pretty soon I had to put the pot on the ground by my shed and run rope up to the roof for the vine to climb.

The next day the pot was still there, but there was not even one leaf on the grapevine. Ground squirrels had come and eaten every bit of green and bark right down to the dirt. So I put the pot of dirt back in the raised planter, planning to recycle the soil when I got around to it. I went on a trip and came back to find that the vine had regenerated and leafed out and was looking as healthy as can be. Now it is 8 years old and it has been providing the whole neighborhood with sweet and yummy seedless grapes every year.

I asked for a fig and got a prolific grape vine instead.

  • Question of

    How long do you think a grape vine can live?

    • 5 to 10 years
    • 50 to 100 years
  • Question of

    How many bunches of grapes usually grow on one vine?

    • 40
    • 15
  • Question of

    How many grapes are there on average in one bunch?

    • 200
    • 75
  • Question of

    How much water do grapes contain?

    • 40%
    • 60%
    • 80%
  • Question of

    Do you like grapes?

    • Yes, a lot.
    • Yes, a little.
    • Ugh, no.

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Written by Ann Hartley

21 Comments

  1. We had a wonderful fig tree when we moved here and air-layered several branches for more trees. One winter the main tree didn’t make it. How glad we are that we grew more! From those we’ve grown many more and given them to friends. Now we have 8 trees and are looking forward to this year’s harvest. So maybe it’s time to try grapes. I wish I could give you one of our fig trees!

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    • Oh, thank you, but I did in fact take stem cuttings from uncle’s fig tree and 3 of them took and made it knee high and one even waist high, but they were in the desert and a well-meaning friend came by while I was away on a trip and she saw my water spout set to ON not realizing that it was controlled by the solar sprinkler system so she turned it OFF, for reasons that escape me. Both neighbors were also out of town so every single plant except the grapevine was dead by the time I got back. The grape almost didn’t make it and had just a few teeny tiny grapes that year, but the year after it was effulgent again.

  2. That’s like asking for a pencil and getting a screwdriver. Not really, you can eat grapes or figs and they’re both mediterranean…

    Okay, I don’t have a good analogy for what happened to you

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    • Thanks, Carol, I didn’t realize how easy it would be to make polls on Virily. Very much fun. I like my grapevine more and more each year and it is much easier to care for than a fig.