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Luna (tic) University – Part 11

The English Department at T.U. was headed by a true Lunatic.

This was Carolyn Cooper, a huge woman with a bald head who had a Ph.D. in English from an Earthside institution.

She demanded her students speak their ‘natif langwije‘  (that’s how it was pronounced and written inslopspeak), which is why every Lunite who had a few coins shipped their children to Earth.The kid who graduated Neil Armstrong High School used that diploma to enter an Earthside institution.

If he had a degree from T.U., the only way an Earthside Institution would accept him would be if he had good grades  from Neil Armstrong.  A degree from T.U. was toilet paper.

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Written by jaylar