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DESPACITO PARODY – I Wear Speedos

If you are fed up of your working day, check out this video. It will make your day and you will forget about the problems you have. This funny singer Mike Bustos explains about his speedos. Just listen how funny he is singing! This summer the hit song called Despacito is very popular. But also there are a lot of parodies related to this song. If you like this share it with your friends. Here is the lyrics:

[Intro]
I’m…Mikey! (Oh)
This is a song! (Speedo)
Hey yeah, go!
Me, I prefer to be free-moving when I swim
No extra clothing to wear me down (so good)
Beach is where I like to work on my sun-kissed skin
But I make sure I am evenly brown (oh)

[Verse 1]
You see me passing by wearing my small swimsuit
You cannot believe your eyes, I’m almost nude
As I’m walking by I’m shaking it like Jell-O (oh yeah)
I’m confident in the skin that I’m in and I
Will wear what I want this summer because I
Have been dieting like crazy, I’m on Paleo

[Chorus 1]
I wear Speedos
When I’m at the beach you see me wear my Speedos
Cover your kid’s eyes ’cause I’m wearing my Speedos
I am feeling fresh like I’m an ad for Mentos

I wear speedos
When I’m at the store you know I’m wearin’ my Speedos
When I’m doing cardio I’m wearing my Speedos
It feels super breezy like I ride tornadoes
(Swimmin’, swimmin’, swimming, in my Speedos!)

Why do people look at me when I’m wearing my Speedos?
Boarding shorts, man, I hate those
‘Cause the tan lines look so gross
(I love my Speedos, I love my Speedos!)

Why can girls wear floss but I cannot wear these, they’re macho?
If you need socks, hey, I got you
I will just wear it commando

[Verse 2]
When I’m in my Speedo i feel fabulous
Some might say I dress scandalous
You cannot make me cover it
Just build a bridge, get over it
I make sure to always do my squats so I have bum-bum
Everyone is gawking because they can see my bum-bum
I don’t have to worry ’cause I don’t have tan lines on my legs
Only only the lucky ones will see it but in private
I am Asian and I cannot grow hair on my body
I walk around with my big butt that I got from my mommy

‘Cause I love my Speedo
Don’t hate, give me kudos
Manila, Toronto
They call me Mikey Bustos
When you see me passin’
I don’t like harassin’
Look but don’t touch unless you’re family or my cousin

Cause I wear my Speedo
Control your libido
My goods are protected
Like an armadillo
When I’m in the ocean
I feel good emotion
Because all that sand causes some real exfoliation, yeah

[Chorus 2]
I wear Speedos
Get up out my way ’cause I’ll be wearin’ my Speedos
I have more grease on my body than Mykonos
I be extra hot like I’m a dip for nachos

I wear Speedos
I’ll be on a beach in Philippines with titos
Oiling up my body while I drink mojitos
And I always win like a darn casino
(Swimmin’, swimmin’, swimmin,’ in my Speedos)

Wherever I go you know I’ll be wearing my Speedos
It even acts like a pocket
I hide my money inside it
(I love my Speedos, I love my Speedos!)
If you are a boy and want to walk around in Speedos
I obviously recommend it
It is even a chick magnet (brrrah!)

I wear Speedos
My OOTD on Instagram is Speedos
When I Facebook Live you know I’m wearing Speedos
I will make this article of clothing viral

‘Cause I wear my Speedo
Control your libido
My goods are protected
Like an armadillo
I obviously recommend it
It is even a chick magnet

‘Cause I love my speedo
Don’t hate, give me kudos
Manila, Toronto
They call me Mikey Bustos
If you’re a fan of the Speedo
Like and share this with your amigos
I wear speedos
(It’s like a mankini!)

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