No Mames

(Photos courtesy of Alpha Ever After……)

(I wrote this about 10 years ago.)

Lesbian Mommies

My friend Anastasia wants to be a mom.

We used to have a crush on each other but now that she’s just revealed her motherly desires to me, I’ve changed my mind about her.

I mean, come on!  I’m only 31, I’m single, and unattached.

Sure, I want a girlfriend just like any other normal woman, but I don’t want her to come in a box set: Buy the butch dyke Barbie doll now, and get the artificially inseminated baby free!

I mean, I just want a burger and a drink—I’ll pass on the fries.

I don’t need the extra carbs!


What do you think?

Written by Maria Ayala