Kim Johnson can make her readers smile daily for their smart jokes. That says. LaJenna launched the 30-day joke challenge.
I get involved with jokes because I adore them. Here is another:
A man comes into the pharmacy and asks: “Are there any peppers?”- No.- A dry salami?- No. “Surely, cannabis can not be?”- No … It’s a pharmacy and we do not trade with such products …- What are you selling here …”Why do not you stand behind the window and see how you trade better?” – Agreed!Swapped places. The man stood behind the window, and the pharmacist sits outside and asks: “Are there any peppers?”- There is!- A black caviar!- There is! “Okay, give a hundred grams of both!””Do you have a recipe?”
Feel free to give your spirit a joyful lifting.
© Elenka Smilenova 2018 – All Rights Reserved
That’s why I always ask you for a recipe before I go to the pharmacy.
Great joke, thank you for sharing!
This is why you never agree to change places with anyone
That is too funny, good one!
You are a natural jokester. Made me laugh! I can just imagine the jokes told through the pharmacy I go to lol.
I love a lot of laughter. I’m glad I’ve managed to enjoy my joke. Tomorrow we continue.
I work in our pharmacy. One day a lady, married one, asked to buy condom. She asked our sales aide what is it for as she is only buying it for someone (mind you, she is not joking…she is, in reality, trying to convey or feign “innocence” about certain facts of life for the benefit of other customers who might hear her). I told our girl next time a customer ask you that same question, tell: “Oh, condom? Condom is a versatile invention. When it is raining you can turn it as cover on your head. Or turn it into a plastic bag for the rice you buy in the market. What’s more, you can make it into balloon and voila, your kid has a toy!” ?
How rational a proposal is made. Hahaha
Ahhh yes…pharmacy is one place rich with anecdotes, funny and otherwise. The reason is that, in my country, sex and sex-related stuff are still considered taboo. And people like to pretend they are not doing it (even legally married ones, my foot!). SMH haha