Before you go about troubling your brain in reading I want you to laugh to full extent. Check this comedy literature par excellence:
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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I am old enough
not to be infatuated
I am mature enough
to see a street woman
at one glance
because(lol) she walks just like that
then what are you
attempting
to lend me something
which you cannot get
rid of, even when you give it to me
yeah, your disease and rotten dirt
so do not go that way at all
I am immune to all that
I would rather
report you
and get a warrant out
so that I can save the rest
surrender, be honest
and admit to your quests
that is your best bet!