Before you go about troubling your brain in reading I want you to laugh to full extent. Check this comedy literature par excellence:
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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They are restive
they are in thoughts
all contrived are exposed
the best they could go is reached
distance calculated is measured
so fine and rather tight
they are back to where they began
plus accessing the mind has been banned
the vampire addicts are now in no place
all thrown out and banished away
from blood source of victims
their own thoughts are animal like
uncouth and dirty
and they are soon facing
the vengeance of the world with them
they know they will be killed
and soon all would be dead
so what is wrong in that
all go dead
why not you now
if you have already lived EVIL way
for so long!
Vampires are really pretty, I have never seen an ugly vampress yet.