Two Gurus named ‘con-spi-racy” & ”no need”

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Guru named ‘çonspiracy’ tightened his mustache

and smiled broad

saying let us see

what he writes

this time

disciples looked around

all owls rather bright

with bland faces

and eyes round round

they did not know

what to write and how

to respond

disciples had to respond

against signs

and guru was a free soul

with nothing to sign

and committ

just then another

assistant guru walked in

and he was called ‘no need’

as he used that phrase

to cover all misdeeds

having entered the company

of mentally bankrupts

the two gurus began to dictate

ahh ooh ahhhh umm hmmm tummmm

crummmm what to write

rapping finger on their brains

(which were quite as empty as like

that of disciples)

he blurted write no need

no response and nothing known

to first three then no need

to next five

then no response to next five

and you are done

and sign each

and go and dance on beach

you have time of a month

when your signs would speak

after that both gurus assumed

bright intelligent faces

after exactly a month

all disciples got visitations from cops

who arrested them all for various crimes

when gurus dictated responses were read

they found each response was for question like

-you are charged with this offence,

do you have anything in defence

or else we would arrest.

What with no need no information and no response

and disciples had signed.

When out of prisons

disciples formed a group

and met gurus

with kicks, rods, boxes and spits

screams, swearing and jostling not counted

they made a mincemeat of gurus

no need now said ahhohhh there is always need

and other guru vanished

from the face of Earth!