Toes

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Toes

Wiggle my toes

Just see if I can

I quite like my feet

In fact, I’m a fan

My big toe is huge

And a little bit hairy

I’m not sure it’s mine

I think it’s too scary

Perhaps at some time

My foot it was chewed

By a werewolf mistaking

my tootsies for  food

Or I may be a hobbit

But I think I’m too tall

Or a clown with big shoes

With a nose like a ball

So I’ll wiggle my toes

And throw off my socks

Boy, I live on the “edge.”

My life it sure rocks.