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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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Have you seen a hybrid cross
of a rhino & elephant
Tinker was one, at 300 lbs
he tipped any imaginable
weighing scale
at 5′ 7″
he stood tall
among third graders
who were all midgets
and puny rats
I was just 75 lbs
and weakest of lot
sighting me at first
he liked my puffy cheeks the best
he growled and said I would like to see them red
and he slapped which became a daily ritual
then when I was watching fourth floor of school
he growled now that’s my floor
and he snatched $2 of my pocket money as rental
in class tests he would snatch my first class booklet
and write in details Tinker-the thinker
and submit it to a pass as I failed with tinker booklet
shoved in my hand
in soccer games he pushed so much
that for most match I was out of field than in
then one day I sprang as he tried a shove
and snapped my teeth shut on his cheek
blood came he beat hard but I stood
soon I dropped with a meat of his cheek
and bullying stopped!