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Tiger throws soiled hips !

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Chop the beetroot

red comes

mix it in tomato

red becomes red

muzzle it in your hair line

you look like buffoon

then go to the farm

sit squat in field

and try to eject like an Indian

(toilet in field)

make efforts with head down

suddenly you hear somebody

running with hoofsteps

and you look straight in a

vagabond charging bull

you barely lift your pant

undone(what) and run

with bull behind

on the way you meet a tiger

who likes your pose with pant on knees

you both become friends

tiger thinks he can wear pants in your style

and wants to learn.

You tell him of the bull behind

Tiger nods that he had waylaid

a beautiful cow

who is still alive

he sends her to ensnare bull

soon bull and cow are busy

in a bush

with lotta noises and baan baan haan haan coming about

you do not understand what’s happening

just then the tiger says now mah turn

get me a pant

and lemme wear it your way

you say you do not have one

tiger growls and gets at ya

scratch bite scratch as ya scream ouch ayee oh ouch

then tiger remembers your state

pant down

and ass unwashed

he gets off ya

spits down

and yells

Go away you soiled swine !

Red can be risky when you

are in field doing the life’s relief!

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