My memories are all involved with pain
to others and their bones
while I sat smug
hearing the arrrgh and cracks
some even had backs bent
imagine the big bully Stunder
all so asunder
with brain little
and arms 8 pounds strong
with which he would slap
mercilessly as we young chaps
tried to assuage and remove
red finger marks
from our delicate cheeks;
first attempt on me
almost failed
as I ducked
then he chased and pinned me
and thumped my little ass;
then I got back
three days later
he saw me chasing butterflies
in school garden
he came asking ‘what’s the fun’
shrugged said you are poor
and will remain so
eyes widened and he asked
how money is in butterflies?
I whispered catch fly and keep it under pillow
in morning you get a $5 bill for free
look here at bald-crook he made $25 yesterday,
and crook nodded vigorously;
Strundle was struck he began the chase,
missed classes, ran whole noon
and caught one puffing for breath;
instructor caned him bad for missing classes
the one he kept under pillow
smeared the pillow bad
at which his rolly polly mom
made him catch ears for a few hours
tired and rod-done with ears red
Strundle swore
never to pin and slap!
ME-in particular.
You can laugh heartily here by reading these books.
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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