AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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You know a stupid
from a bear
to a donkey
to a monkey
you can find one
in each category
normally the middle one
is considered one
helluva stupid
but then
a donkey can be wise within them all
donkey stood flapping his ears
and tail warding off flies
came a bear who said
why are you so restive and moving
like a psychotic.doing that flap flap
donkey said see these flies
they are actually honey bees in masquerade
and instead of making honey
they are grouped here to trouble
me and have their bites
now start massaging me head to tail
so that these fly cum bees can go home
and make honey
once they have done
you could paw them, following their trail, once
and eat all honey thence
a monkey heard it all
he came jumping
asking how he could help
donkey said
to start with you press my tired legs
and buzz off flies from there
then it would be time
that the washer-man is around
at that you go and hound the washerman
with jumps and Khon khon khon
so that bear continues his massage
after two hours of massage
washer-man came
when monkey tried playing antics
he was kicked on ass
so bad that he lay almost dead
donkey had a massage and leg relief for 2 hours
and all settled back
bear without honey
and monkey with a stumped ass
blaming washer-man for the act,
donkey escaped straight
proving wiser than monkey
or even bear bag!