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Smarter Donkey

 

AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA

AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)

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You know a stupid

from a bear

to a donkey

to a monkey

you can find one

in each category

normally the middle one

is considered one

helluva stupid

but then

a donkey can be wise within them all

donkey stood flapping his ears

and tail warding off flies

came a bear who said

why are you so restive and moving

like a psychotic.doing that flap flap

donkey said see these flies

they are actually honey bees in masquerade

and instead of making honey

they are grouped here to trouble

me and have their bites

now start massaging me head to tail

so that these fly cum bees can go home

and make honey

once they have done

you could paw them, following their trail, once

and eat all honey thence

a monkey heard it all

he came jumping

asking how he could help

donkey said

to start with you press my tired legs

and buzz off flies from there

then it would be time

that the washer-man is around

at that you go and hound the washerman

with jumps and Khon khon khon

so that bear continues his massage

after two hours of massage

washer-man came

when monkey tried playing antics

he was kicked on ass

so bad that he lay almost dead

donkey had a massage and leg relief for 2 hours

and all settled back

bear without honey

and monkey with a stumped ass

blaming washer-man for the act,

donkey escaped straight

proving wiser than monkey

or even bear bag!

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