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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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That fellah was to come
again
pestering me for rent
of which I had none
on my table
lay a bottle
with the label
whisky
of which the guest arriving
loved a lot
and then on my window sill
lay a can of castor oil
whisky and oil
both with color amber
one much denser
then I had carpenter’s spirit to help
diluting oil with spirit
I filled the half whisky bottle
to the top
and this guy popped
he made a face about
the pending money
I smiled and said,”
sit relax and drink
money would soon
be on you
like a stink”
he did
and I did
hand him
the glass
full 500 mls
and no less
smelling it
and tasting it
he made deep smirk of nose
asking me with suspicion,”
“What is the dose, and why it smells
odd?”
Irish alcohol, special edition
saved just for you
and it is yours now
have one and have another
till the bottle cries
no more.
He gulped one holding nose
and then another
and soon was on last
just at that moment
his stomach emitted a blast
whisssssssssphussssssssponponponang errrrrwellllpon pon and i am gone then the sound of a liquid jet
escaping rather fast
now,his hands covered his ass
with reflex
he frantically
sought
a johnny for relief.
To be contd…………………………