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Rentier on Castor Oil-Part 1

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That fellah was to come

again

pestering me for rent

of which I had none

on my table

lay a bottle

with the label

whisky

of which the guest arriving

loved a lot

and then on my window sill

lay a can of castor oil

whisky and oil

both with color amber

one much denser

then I had carpenter’s spirit to help

diluting oil with spirit

I filled the half whisky bottle

to the top

and this guy popped

he made a face about

the pending money

I smiled and said,”

sit relax and drink

money would soon

be on you

like a stink”

he did

and I did

hand him

the glass

full 500 mls

and no less

smelling it

and tasting it

he made deep smirk of nose

asking me with suspicion,”

“What is the dose, and why it smells

odd?”

Irish alcohol, special edition

saved just for you

and it is yours now

have one and have another

till the bottle cries

no more.

He gulped one holding nose

and then another

and soon was on last

just at that moment

his stomach emitted a blast

whisssssssssphussssssssponponponang    errrrrwellllpon pon and i am gone then the sound of a liquid jet

escaping rather fast

now,his hands covered his ass

with reflex

he frantically

sought

a johnny for relief.

To be contd…………………………

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