Priest goes Mad

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Was bad

a night before

I ate five pizzas

loaded full

with extra cheese

and said an ahem !

then came the portly

rolly-polly

figure of my aunt

as I adjusted bed

for a night

of pizza ingested

slumber and fun

gruffly she informed

arise with sun

as we need to be at church

in the morning rather soon

as I awoke

pizzas churned and spoke

to johnny I moved

as my quaked hips

I stoked

soon on seat

I tried hard

nothing came out

neither bread

nor cheese

not to talk about toppers

just then Aunt screamed

to hurry as the party was leaving

now pulpit was in chamber close

aunt made me stand

right near the priest

as he began sermon

leftover pizza spoke

trrrrrrtoooopoooooohahahoooooo

priest was ruffled

looked allover

for source

and then stomach growled again

pooopaaaaaaaanpooooooohell hoooooooooooo

priest spoke in mike

somebody here seem not so fresh

and loo is around, please

not to be caught I stayed

this time a balloon had grown

cheese to gas and wind

and a blast sprang

PUTTTTTTAPUTPUTPUTBOOOM ITS NOT ME YEAH

was the scared expression on my face

this time priest looked

as if he would faint

but he recovered and sermoned

we all should eat well, avoid gaseous stuff

& clear all in morning so that

we could peacefully

attend church

now he glared at me

point blank !