Moon,Sun,Cat & Dog Pickle Some

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At midnight

sun collided with moon

there were total eclipses

of both kind

plus lotta blood was also seen

on those on whose heads

debris fell

then my cat sprung to action,

while me and humanity

were busy browsing internet

and managing IoT(LMFAO)

with a blood curdling meooooooooow

she donned

gown of a doc

and danced her butts

making every now and then

waltz cuts

with every cut bandaging a blood

she appeared to have swallowed

the whisky bottle of her owner fellow

Now, she admonished the idle dog

mimicking his bark

you hang-tongue

any good you ever do;

thereupon hang wandered

and milked few cows

for patients to be fed

some portion of patients

grew irate

as cat had them bandaged

at absolutely wrong place

and debris still fell

as the collision and eclipse went on

in the meanwhile scuffles ensued

between cows and hang

they charged him of

milking them dry to pain

but all hang could do was bark

as night grew dark;

more than cows now

their bulls were irate

that their cows now looked ugly

and so shrunk,

all the time looking for hang,

and with their horns

they made for more bandages

cries and wails reigned

till it was morning

and collision eclipse ended !