I heard that once
and felt gratified
who is that noble soul
who pays for me
without my asking ever;
feeling so awkward
that without signing a paper
or its need
I was incurring imaginary debts
and what would society
think of me
that a might like me
is a pitiful borrower-hahaha-
a total reputation loss
but then I never received that or any proceeds of
offered payment(s)
all that I did ever receive
was that which had become due to me
at several places;
through their accounting systems
and payment mechanisms
then I heard the bravado again
and this time with an ominous addition
‘he is getting paid twice now’and by me
and that is so unfair’
I was zapped like donkey
who had been stuck very hard by a stick
on his back by a washer-man owner
and, looked all over
for that benevolent payment master
followed his voice and trend,searched
to arrive at a dense location of hush hush
to find a group of do-no-good beggars
each looking in need of alms for next meal
voila you know what, they opined like well placed
financiers,raising eyes(proclaiming long live democracy)
‘paid twice -what the hell now stop his third-sabotage it
it is either funds or career;he has funds now get his career’
after hush hush clever foxes looked at each other
and broke into guttural laughs
it is at that moment I tip toed
right behind their backs
and caught the leader of hush hush camp
firmly by his collar as I stopped others with my arms
from fleeing the scene
I screamed to them all
so you beggar(s), you are paying for me
now? where is that payment? I do not want evidence
but a check since in public at large I have already received
that-you are giving me that now or you are gunna get
blue and black now-whatever now you may do I get
paid or you get wounds-enough of this shit!
and what were you stopping-the third or even
hurting my career oh! really you schemer foul;
One can imagine the rest
hush hush group
became a screaming,wincing group
all that they had paid or claimed to have
was recovered on the spot with my shoes
imprinted all-over their bodies, inch by inch of the skin
plus their conspiracies hatched for third, fourth, fifth, sixth
(there was a specific offender called ‘no need’in the group
who had skins patches of black, blue and RED others had just black and blue)
stopped benefits aka payments, shattered to smithereens
after that session they all looked like
snakes without teeth but still wriggling in frustration!
After a thorough bone crunching/crashing session I made them all sit facing me and said,” Now come clear yokels, account me all
that you have paid me or for me in the past and show me evidence and I would clear all that now and here and I have my book of checks; I have a list of your fake claims running into $ 1 million
by now and if you fail to produce anything I would put you on legal block/police block for defaming hurting my financial standing by that much amount or more-either way you are all going to pay for your follies. Plus, as additional bonus I would let loose tax sleuths upon you informing that you have unaccounted $1 million or more you pathetic souls” Finding I was busy taking out the book of checks they flew with fastest legs any which way they liked and vanished in thin air. I have not seen them ever since. Two of them were also acting as my family members…lol
I still have no idea when these guys
would return to paying me….LOL ROFL!
I found after a thought census that most culprits apprehended above were LEFT leaning.
LOL do not vote LEFT ever as they might defraud you similarly.
You can laugh heartily here by reading these books.
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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