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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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Guest
came
stayed
I smirked
one hour is enough
he was in second
and smiled
with another bun
from plate
began to chit chat
I scratched my head
shifted in couch
but he sloughed
deeper in his seat
still smiling roguishly
and looking me hard
now shifted to edge
turned my nose
and watched him from
corner of my eyes
he was making for
another bun
it is then from my edge
i slid the plate
to farther end
so that to get bun
he has to come out of
deep slough
and be ready to say goodbye
but he was a pest
grabbed the bun
and slipped right back
and even more
I said are you free for the day
with slushed mouth
he said ayeeeeouaye
I have a pet called growl&bite
a Labrador trained to sit quiet
for 10 minutes
and then attack the
first guy or woman in sight
(Was easy to train the dog as he obviously
got bored after 10 minutes on inactivity).
Looking at smug guest
I excused and retired
for a pee by johnny
and once inside
I freed growl&bite
and left him in living
by the side of lounger pest
after ten there were
barks bhon bhon and ouch ouch ayeeeeee
ah mahhhhhhh ass and pok shit he bites
as screams after screams
and running steps followed
on return I found the ground cleared.
It is 5 years since the guest
last came on a visit !
We had labradors before and yes they were amazing dogs.