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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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At village
there was hue and cry
Chief had vanished
no signs of return evah
at evening gatherings
blokes murmured
“told ya not to give him money
now he has vanished with the loot,
he must be dining
in fine suit and boot”
Plus nobody is to tell us here
anything no more.
This dimwitted who heads this meeting
has already resulted in two dead, three drowned
6 miscarriages, 7 thefts and umpteen crimes;
I hope Chief comes back brightened and sharp
rather soon ! Commotion broke at this data read
and all began ahead to shoe the dimwitted head
who was laughing instead of making a face sad.
Three old folks came in to rescue
and shouted, we have an idea
why not send us three to city
to search and ferret out Chief.
Villagers shouted No no more collections
Chief has already looted us so good
that we are eating rye and bread
three times and nothing more
now you leeches, you want to
enjoy as we gloom here
with this dimwitted bore.
After a lot of fight and struggle
it was agreed to send the escort party of three
to have the Chief freed.
Conditions were simple
they would get only train fare
and would have to live on streets
as they looked out hard for Chief
and overriding condition was
if the three did not return in a week
then their homes would be looted
to get back train tickets.
The three vagabonds were so sick of life of village
and they wanted to enjoy city to best, that they
agreed to such conditions and got ready
to be escort party.
Each got $20 as train tickets
and villagers showed them the boots and rods
that would welcome them if they came empty handed
or even ran away.
To be continued……