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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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Three pigeons
one blind
other lame
third undefined
with many
bodily defects
began to coo
and poo
without
any reason
or rhyme
probably
that they had stolen
more grains
from homes
the day before
and unable to digest
were cooing
what to do next
and were also doing next
that is poo
and poo
and the bird shit ya go
kind of poem
then disturbed
by their sound
of coo & poo
came along a cat
who had come to know
that they had filed
a complaint against her
for lotta bad acts
including scaring them to death
and sometimes even trying to eat them
which was reason for their physical states
this cat now saw them good
and stared hard
with one paw
she finished
remaining physical features
and with the second
they were in her stomach
ahem end of it all!