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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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There was a cow
and there was a bull
both fell in love
there was a farmer
who owned them both
most of the time
the two-cow and bull
were enacting love scenes
grazing all bullshit
plastic and iron nails
constipation and pain
and farmer had to put hand
to clear the jam
then, they wandered far and wide
locked eye to eye
with farmer left hanging
and searching them all along
in every ground,drain
and corner in hide
As a result
there was no milk
and no calves
And at bull
farmer looked hard
at that bull ran his legs feverish(charging)
in ground
as if he has seen the red
singing the song
boooooonbonbonboooI am bullwith an AAAAA
asshole
let me be!
the cow he(farmer) used
to kick
for being such a whore
at which
she jingled bells
shook udders
and sang……
cown hanhoonpoo toon soo sooo and here is a lotta goooooo(cowdung)
(shaking her ass too..tik tok toooo)
saying
press them, do whatever
not a drop of milk
will get to you
unless you shoot
our BLUE review !
bull is gungho
so am I
looking for lotta glue!