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Bovine Blue

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There was a cow

and there was a bull

both fell in love

there was a farmer

who owned them both

most of the time

the two-cow and bull

were enacting love scenes

grazing all bullshit

plastic and iron nails

constipation and pain

and farmer had to put hand

to clear the jam

then, they wandered far and wide

locked eye to eye

with farmer left hanging

and searching them all along

in every ground,drain

and corner in hide

As a result

there was no milk

and no calves

And at bull

farmer looked hard

at that bull ran his legs feverish(charging)

in ground

as if he has seen the red

singing the song

boooooonbonbonboooI am bullwith an AAAAA

asshole

let me be!

the cow he(farmer) used

to kick

for being such a whore

at which

she jingled bells

shook udders

and sang……

cown hanhoonpoo toon soo sooo and here is a lotta goooooo(cowdung)

(shaking her ass too..tik tok toooo)

saying

press them, do whatever

not a drop of milk

will get to you

unless you shoot

our BLUE review !

bull is gungho

so am I

looking for lotta glue!

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Glower is a writer cum poet who is a commoner endowed with uncanny gift of extreme and deep abstract thought resulting in astonishing written word.