Her name was Bolla
she waited at stop no.98 for a state bus,
rickety and worn though it was,
I also ambled along for fun
wanting to check
how many times on road
the rickety bus fired a gun
and killed someone
specially with Bolla in
4 feet by 4 feet weighing a light 350 lbs
spoke in pig grunts
when not heeded
she simply shoved
or sat atop the victim
we did not intend to rush in together
but Bolla and me ended vying for a 4 seater
of which Bolla occupied with thighs spread out
and hips dug in
rather 3/4th and plus leaving me about 3 inches
of blasted space
the moment she sat
bus made a sound arrrrrrrrrrrgh not again
Bolla did not hear it but I did; I was new, Bolla was usual
as Bolla sat Bus horned involuntarily
without driver, and that too at top decibel
and it sank 5 inches on the side of Bolla
Bolla made an angry face
and gestured me to accommodate in 3 inches
when i did not she grabbed me by arms
and made me sit forcibly
only 10% of my hips came
and all other part was hanging in air;
Conductor came on to issue tickets’
he eyed Bolla for full five
measuring her on open and sly
as I hung by a morsel of my hip
query on my scared face
if this was my condition with bus on stop
then what would happen when it finally moves,
Conductor raised palm and three fingers
Bolla grunted NO and showed him 1 finger
when conductor did not relent Bolla got up
and saluted him like a military bond
at which the conductor smiled and issued one,.
By the time Bolla had settled in her seat
I had already tumbled face down five times on bus floor
each time some guy or gal helped me up
on fifth tumble one guy in suit
growled ya know yer face is black
being a beggah ya cannot travel with me at all
he said this pressing his silken tie and suit,
Bolla looked at me and made face
not recognizing me off the cuff
she was about to apply her gentle push to my ass
then I screamed oh! Bolla its me your 3 inch space!
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