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AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT: BY: SHISHIR GUPTA
AN EXPENSIVE DATE-A LAUGHING RIOT-Volume I (Volume 1)
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Two free one paid
he screamed
many came
threw bills
collected three
and left home
tablets of soap
was the offer
and such tablets
are supposed to feel slippery
on first wet
but these-all three
were stones
Mr.Dudnomore
had availed the bargain
not once but three times and more
thinking six months of
washing was done
and now he stared
at the heap of tablets
none of which
refused to transform from stone
to soap
no suds
no fragrance
Dudnomore rubbed and rubbed
suddenly there was a horrible scrub
and a sound of stccccccccccccceeeek
as cloth became two
shirt was $150
and stones
were stones
he tried them all
after three hours
sun dried all
and there was a huge flash
as dud rubbed two stones side by side
majestic fire and flare that lighted
two candles-if not soaps
they were nice firestones
Dud made pieces
and built small lighters
he sold them each for $15
and minted 5 times his loss
with which he did another round
and then another, another
for last 30 years he did just that
and no more
today he is worth $3.5 Billions
hahah
lol !